Yes, I honestly did this. I walked into Starbucks, where their sign says “Anytime Protein”. Under this are a series of bacon and egg sandwiches.

I pointed at the sign and asked the barista: “At what time is bacon NOT a protein? Is there a specific time where bacon is not a protein? If bacon was vegan from, say, 9-11 in the morning, I’d eat a whole lot more of it. ” He looked at me puzzled, to say the least.

Never let it be said I’m not all about healthy eating.