I went to the DMV today to get my “Real ID”. Apparently, I’ve been using Fake Id all of this time. So, please don’t tell all of the local bars that I’m only 16.

At the DMV, they have a new slogan: Driving Change. I looked at the clerk earnestly, pointed at the screen, and said this:

“I see here your screen says you’re Driving Change. Can you tell me what type of change – quarters, dimes, nickels? I’d support quarters, because they sometimes work in parking meters.”

She was puzzled; apparently, the DMV employees do not know their slogans. I suspect my Real ID will somehow be delayed in the mail…..