Category: Being Larry
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A Tourist In My Own Life
Life can be a bit surprising. Never in it did I think that in my 60’s I’d be saying “I’m going back to school after summer break”, but here we are getting ready to do just that. It seems that history is repeating itself, if in a slightly different fashion.
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Crime and Punishment
I read today that the U.S. Government is going to spare the life of Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada, the head of the Sinaloa Cartel. Instead, they plan on “Holding The Mayo”. I wholeheartedly agree…..
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A Whole Lotto Beer
My wife and I are in Sonoma County. We love making this trip every year. My best advice to anyone visiting wine country is this – beer. This is the story of how we got 3 free beers from 3 different places in the same bar on the same day.
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Seeing the World through Rose-Colored Glass
My wife and I visited Judson Studios. What I want to say simply is that this visit was probably the best tour we’ve taken. Most tours are run by a hired hand who has a script. You walk down certain paths that are marked so as to not disturb the surroundings, and if there are…
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A Man Has To Know His Worth
And that is $400. Apparently, life really is cheap. Let me back up just a bit and explain how I came upon this journey of self-realization.
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The Money Dance
I’m at a certain type of exclusive large home center store that’s painted a bright orange. I notice a placard that says – Tap Card Here, with a bright orange arrow to the exact spot that you are to place your card. How helpful. I cannot speak for you, but figuring out how to exactly…
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The King of LarryLand gets Crowned
So, today I went to the dentist to get a crown. I’m pretty sure that makes me King of LarryLand, but the Queen thinks otherwise. As the court technician lined me in a robe of lead, she positioned the machine for my royal portrait and snapped my picture. And nothing showed up on the screen.…
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Fun with Medical Billing!
I can’t speak for you, but I can hardly wait to pay my medical bills. I accumulate all of the paperwork in a big file so that I can enjoy this in one big blast of reconciliation entertainment. Which, despite advanced degrees in statistics, I am unable to do. This necessitates a call to the…
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It’s Beginning to Look A Lot Like….
New York City. Because it takes 10 minutes for me to remember what it’s like in NY, and 10 minutes to remember what it’s LIKE in NYC, I present to you 20 minutes of things to do in the city.
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The Most Dangerous Freeway in America
I’m sure you’ve heard of various studies on the news, such as the best city to live in (LarryLand, of course). These are a random combination of random statistics looked up by Siri using some sort of unmonitored AI. Not to be outdone, the research committee of LarryLand has determined that the most dangerous freeway…
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