Category: Entertainment
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The Brady Bunch
So, the new hit movie “80’s for Brady” is scoring big at the box office. I’ve not seen it, but my understanding is that a bunch of crazed octogenarians, led by Rita Moreno, join the NFL and sack Tom Brady. This can only mean one thing… Sequels.
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How Ballet Lead Me To A Life of Crime
If you had asked me when I was young if I would ever be the president of a ballet company, much less in the cast of a Nutcracker, I’d have thought you were nuts. For the last 10 years, I’ve been in the cast of the Ballet Etudes Nutcracker. I do this simply because they…
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The 12 Working British Actors
It is once again Awards Season (we know because they’re still giving acceptance speeches thanking their second cousin twice removed for that time, you know, when he or she said something encouraging like “go for it”, which gave them the fortitude to become famous and wealthy).
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Some Things Get Better With Time
As many of you know, I’ve participated in a family Nutcracker for many, many, many years. Despite the fact that this has led me to a life of crime (an entirely different story), I assure you that I am a good person.
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My Favorite Christmas Color is Gray
Perhaps all it takes is a little girl in a gray Christmas Sweater to bridge the gulf and show us what we all have in common. Thanks to 2 little girls, I think gray is my favorite Christmas Color.
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The Sniffle- Snort
So, I have just returned from seeing The Fault in Our Stars, the touching story of Luke and Leia, and apparently how they love each other but not Jar Jar Binks. It was a Han Solo-hankie tear-jerker of a movie. Really, it was the story of Gus and Hazel, two teenage cancer patients that fall…
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Hulk’s Magic Pants
With the help of the Human Crutch, I have decoded the secret underside of SHIELD. However, what we realized in our discovery is that, hidden in plain sight, is a conspiracy of epic proportions. Much like the Zapruder Film, we have discovered the Magic Bullet of Marvel. We will use this to expose the secret…
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The SHIELD of Middle Management
My daughter, the Human Crutch (she supports everything Marvel) has made Iron Man a part of our daily life. But it seems to me that SHIELD is not really a reflection of reality. It is a very large organization with fleets, thousands of staff, and a budget that apparently exceeds the budget of New York.…
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