Tag: Thought For The Day
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Crime and Punishment
I read today that the U.S. Government is going to spare the life of Ismael “El Mayo” Zambada, the head of the Sinaloa Cartel. Instead, they plan on “Holding The Mayo”. I wholeheartedly agree…..
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The King of LarryLand gets Crowned
So, today I went to the dentist to get a crown. I’m pretty sure that makes me King of LarryLand, but the Queen thinks otherwise. As the court technician lined me in a robe of lead, she positioned the machine for my royal portrait and snapped my picture. And nothing showed up on the screen.…
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They’re Trying To Tell Me Something
So, my wife and I go into a popular framing store. I’ve been there many times now. The guy who works there and I built some pretty cool “keepsake boxes” together – He mounted the keepsakes; I made the frame. I thought all was great, until we see this cat mounted on the wall. Clearly…
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What’s Wrong with Thursday?
I went into a Starbucks and they had signs posted “Friday Love”. Apparently, Starbucks only loves its customers 1 day a week.
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Having Fun on Tax Day!
Let’s face it. Doing your taxes is a drag. But who says you can’t have a little fun at the government’s expense?
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Poor Taylor Swift
At the store the other day I saw the “ultimate guide” to Taylor Swift that proclaimed she was: Fierce! Fearless! Fantastic! I kinda feel sorry for her. Apparently she is Totally F’d.
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New Year’s Resolution
Every year I resolve that I will eat healthier. On January 1 I managed to eat (in order) bagels, popovers, coffee, donuts, salami-wrapped cheese, soda cookies, chips, and pizza (with wine of course). On January 2, the oh-so-smug TV newsfolks said that I should “forgive my failures”. Failures??? Wait, I managed to get the “break…
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Weather in LarryLand
According to “Chief Meteorologist” Dallas Raines (you just know that his career path was determined when he was a young lad) there is rain. Not only that, but it is “Leaving Hollywood” and “Traveling along the 5”, apparently heading out of town for the holidays. Only in LA can a storm get stuck in traffic…
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Fun at the Library
So today I was accused of being a “copious NOT taker”. Let’s see….. that means that I’ve done a lot of nothing. Yep, that’s about right. Others and I have been participating in discussions about redesigning our local libraries. I asked if we could have a dinosaur. Really. A good book is a wonderful thing…
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Getting it Wright
In this morning’s papers, there was a quote that Orville and Wilbur Wright proved in 1903 that “you could make a heavier-than-air craft that would take off and fly and not fall down, but it didn’t mean you could fly from Los Angeles to London right away”. That’s true – you still had to clear…
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