Tag: Thought For The Day
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Hazardous Surf(er)
For the last several months, the City of Huntington Beach has had a work crew on the pier. Their job is to remove unwanted aquatic life from around the pier. I see them often going over the side with various equipment, moving slowly and cautiously around, and appreciate their difficult work. This morning they were…
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Bad Grinch…..BAD!!!
Breaking News – This just into the LarryLand News Desk (pretty much just a regular desk when you get right down to it). The Grinch Has Stolen Christmas Again! Captured on camera, the Grinch is clearly standing over the prone body of Mr. Claus, allegedly holding Santa’s gift bag. Local police are asking for the…
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Fun at the DMV
At the DMV, they have a new slogan: Driving Change. I looked at the clerk earnestly, pointed at the screen, and said this: “I see here your screen says you’re Driving Change. Can you tell me what type of change – quarters, dimes, nickels? I’d support quarters, because they sometimes work in parking meters.” She…
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16 Palms
It’s June and therefore it is the time for the ritual known as the Annual Trimming of the Trees. Monk Robes are involved.
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Bad House Day
We were having dinner with our friends Kory and Suzie the other day, discussing all of the house flipping in our neighborhood. All of these houses are being “Magnolia-d” in black and white, including painting the roof tiles black. My wife astutely observed that once the next rain comes, these houses will look like Rudy…
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Why did the Duck Cross the Road?
This morning I was riding my bike back home from the beach, along a very busy street. A person walking their dog frightened a family of ducks, and the Mom and her 9 kids were standing in the gutter. The Mom hopped up, but the kids could not. OK, time for a mitzvah. I’m going…
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Taxing Times
I’m part of the “Sandwich Generation” now. We help with our kids, and we help with our parents. I expected this to happen, and its fine, but for one thing: No one had told me that I would have to do all of their taxes.
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What is Sarcasm?
The definition of sarcasm is a guy in a man-bun, wearing a T-shirt that reads: “Sarcasm is among my many talents”.
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