So I’m shopping at the local supermarket.  For every purchase, they have me enter my phone number and in return I get a small break on gas (Umm… don’t misinterpret that one).

I know that the reason that they do this is because they collect information on our shopping habits and predict what we’re doing with the stuff we bought.

Today I purchased a bag of peel-and-eat tangerines, a 12 pack of beer, and a bottle of Hershey’s “Special Dark” syrup (we here in LarryLand only buy things that are special). Somewhere in the bowels of the supermarket empire there is a guy whose job description is to figure this out.  I’m pretty sure he’s saying “LarryLand is having a Part-Ayyyyyyyy……”