Bad Dad Jokes and Good Food
Breaking News – This just into the LarryLand News Desk (pretty much just a regular desk when you get right down to it).
The Grinch Has Stolen Christmas Again! Captured on camera, the Grinch is clearly standing over the prone body of Mr. Claus, allegedly holding Santa’s gift bag. Local police are asking for the community’s help in apprehending this “person of interest”. Mrs. Claus could not be reached for comment.
Consider this. Mrs Claus was determined that after all the years of packing up Santa’s bag and Santa getting all the credit, she was finally going to deliver the gifts. She’s always wanted to do it. So she bribed old Grinch and he was a pushover (cameras verified). She was busy riding the reindeer in the clouds having a grand time.
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Someone’s Onto Mrs. Claus!
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I neglected to add that there’s a little spice to this cause one of Santa’s helpers was with naughty Mrs Claus! And so the plot thickens…
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Mrs Claus thought she was finally on her own but in an instant storm clouds closed in around the reindeer, they stopped out of fear, turned around in an instant & were homeward bound. Mrs Klaus was speechless & realized her mistake.. This job belongs to Santa she sighed. All was finally well the night before Christmas.
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Mrs Klaus tiptoed back into the house. Santa was snoring & so was old grinch.b the end
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