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Jurassic LarryLand

The purpose of a cowbell was so that a cow could not sneak up on you (yes, cows sneak around when you’re not paying attention). 

It occurs to me that in the Jurassic Park Movies, you have all of these huge dinosaurs running around with no collars and therefore no idea when they’re trying to imitate a cow. More Cowbells, I say.

So, my idea is this: We hire Christopher Walken to attach those little Christmas Jingle Bell collars around the T-Rex. As a sidenote, this also might work with certain members of Congress (Oh, No, here comes Marjorie Taylor Greene! RUN FOR YOR LIVES!!!!!!!!!)

It seems to me that two things would happen: 

1) You’d have a really annoyed T-Rex, and

2) The cast would be so busy laughing and pointing that they would fail to run away and the T-Rex would eat them.

They’ve tried everything else in these movies, but they haven’t tried this.

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2 responses to “Jurassic LarryLand”

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    Adrean Hersh

    Very clever! It’d make a great cartoon or with Christopher Walken it could be a musical or horror flick!

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  2. Fun at the Library – LARRYLAND

    […] In between these exchanges, I furiously take notes (Side note – why do we say furiously? I’m not angry, just writing fast – heck, maybe there’s a “Fast and Furious Not Taker” movie franchise waiting for me to star in. Vin Diesel, you’re on NOTice). In any case, I jot down phrases in my handwriting, which can only be described as a language so far beyond chicken scratch that not even chickens understand it (they are, after all, the smartest of flightless birds).  Millions of years from now archaeologists will find these notes, and in a vain attempt to translate them will believe that I was participating in a program to genetically modify dinosaurs. (I found the book in the Library – see Jurassic LarryLand). […]

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