Tag: LarryLand
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Poor Taylor Swift
At the store the other day I saw the “ultimate guide” to Taylor Swift that proclaimed she was: Fierce! Fearless! Fantastic! I kinda feel sorry for her. Apparently she is Totally F’d.
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A Question of Faith
I write this more introspectively. It isn’t clear why I would choose to post it, but perhaps it can hit a chord with some. For that reason, I respectfully ask that you decline comments on this piece.
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Long Live Rock En Español
I’m standing in front of the stage at the Whiskey A Go Go wearing a t-shirt that I bought at Carnegie Hall in 1988. It doesn’t quite fit after 30 years and 30 pounds, but that’s ok. You might be asking – what in heck do the Whiskey and Carnegie have in common?It is Los…
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New Year’s Resolution
Every year I resolve that I will eat healthier. On January 1 I managed to eat (in order) bagels, popovers, coffee, donuts, salami-wrapped cheese, soda cookies, chips, and pizza (with wine of course). On January 2, the oh-so-smug TV newsfolks said that I should “forgive my failures”. Failures??? Wait, I managed to get the “break…
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Weather in LarryLand
According to “Chief Meteorologist” Dallas Raines (you just know that his career path was determined when he was a young lad) there is rain. Not only that, but it is “Leaving Hollywood” and “Traveling along the 5”, apparently heading out of town for the holidays. Only in LA can a storm get stuck in traffic…
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Child’s Play
The Nutcracker is a child’s play. I was in it for 10 years. How’d that happen? If you had asked me 40 years ago in my twenties that I’d be part of a ballet, much less in one, I’d have thought you were Nuts, that you were Off Your Cracker that…. You’re right. A warning…
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Going Around in Circles
I saw a bumper sticker that read “I’m Taking the Long Way – Siri gave me directions”. How true. Despite my continuing conspiracy theory about how Siri is trying to kill us, I had time to ponder this on my way to the desert to see Mom. Little did I know that I’d be gaining…
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WoodCrapht
It has been 2 years. Yep, 2 years since my wife tried to satisfy my inner Norm Abram by providing me with a free woodworking class. Finally, 2 YEARS LATER, I signed up. Now, in order to successfully take a class (it’s still off a month, but I like to be prepared), it is important…
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Fall Into Cocktails
According to the news, Fall officially starts in August, when Starbucks releases its Pumpkin Spice Latte. I actually came up with these drink recipes last winter, and waited until actual fall (yes, it is officially fall now), to post them up. And these have one big advantage over Starbucks – these have booze.
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