Tag: LarryLand
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Fun at the Library

So today I was accused of being a “copious NOT taker”. Let’s see….. that means that I’ve done a lot of nothing. Yep, that’s about right. Others and I have been participating in discussions about redesigning our local libraries. I asked if we could have a dinosaur. Really. A good book is a wonderful thing…
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LarryLand Eggplant Parm

Here’s the thing about an eggplant parm. Eggplant gets very soggy very quickly. And most of the dishes I’ve had have the breadcrumbs fried but, again, that soggy thing makes them a bit gummy. So, I changed it up a bit – I fry the eggplant and top the dish with the breadcrumbs.
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LarryLand All-Purpose Marinara

I’ve been making this for a VERY long time. Actually, I came up with this when my daughter was in 7th grade. They had a very nice teacher who had a kitchen class, and for a few years I would come in and do a demonstration (therefore, I was the Kitchen Class Clown). The thing…
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Jurassic LarryLand
It occurs to me that in the Jurassic Park Movies, you have all of these huge dinosaurs running around with no collars and therefore no idea when they’re trying to imitate a cow. More Cowbells, I say. So, my idea is this: We hire Christopher Walken to attach those little Christmas Jingle Bell collars around…
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Affordable Beach House for Sale

Beach Front Property For Sale: • 1 Bedroom, 1 Bath • Ocean and River View • Open concept main floor. • Some improvements needed. • Asking price: $1,100,000 In our city, this is considered “affordable housing”.
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Take That, Swifties!

My wife and I wanted to go to a local festival concert called the Ohana Festival. Actually, it was my Swiftie daughter who showed us the lineup, so “Foo Fighters on Me”. But after all the mayhem of the recent Swiftie dustup I had concerns. (Ticketmaster execs are in hiding in non-extradition countries; they are…
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Car Wash Blues
So, we have determined that I am, in fact, the “Janitor of LarryLand”. BUT, my talents are not limited to simply janitorial services; No, I also am a cook, personal shopper, handyman and official car-washer as well. So, imagine my surprise when I got outside this morning to find my neighbor’s cars being washed professionally. …
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Hot Off The Press

Here at LarryLand, we’re into Breaking News. Or, at least, we want our news “Hot off the Press”. In case you were sleeping under a log in Ukraine, hiding from Russian Forces, and missed the Mayhem in Manhattan, a certain former president called “The Donald” has been “indicated”. So, that leaves us with the question…
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LarryLand Meets DisneyLand

So our friends Matt and Heidi made the dubious decision to take their kids on an 8+ hour drive from Northern California to visit Disneyland for 3 days. It’s “Magical” as my daughter would say. Its exhausting is what I would say; we have experience. However, they’re wonderful people and we jumped at the chance…